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hit counter I need a Phil in my life.

the muse jumper isn’t even mine but it’s so god damn comfortable dammit 

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the muse jumper isn’t even mine but it’s so god damn comfortable dammit 

  • Everyone on tumblr: i'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
  • Me: i'm ugly *actually ugly*

fucking-landshark:

why does no one ever mention how dan holds a microphone when he’s drunk because it’s pretty damn cute.

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fucking-landshark:

why does no one ever mention how dan holds a microphone when he’s drunk because it’s pretty damn cute.

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officialfrenchtoast:

It’s a metaphor, see: you hold a pen with your homework in front of you, but you don’t do it, you don’t give it the power to do its killing

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oh wow guys, that friend I was telling you about yesterday who always talks about her sex life

..it’s been less than two minutes 

Anonymous:
Pls do the prompt where they do the butt thing on the school trip when they hate each other pls pls pls I need it

yus but I always shy straight out of writing smut like i’ve only ever written it once and that was terrible and probably inaccurate bc i dont know what guys do during wet dreams just like (despite how many i read) I DON’T KNOW HOW BOYS DO THE BUTT THING 

duskyducks:

avatar-addiction:

keasttheleast:

when you unzip a guys pants while he has a boner does it pop up immediately like a wack-a-mole or does it slowly rise like dracula from his coffin

neither. the penis does not exist until you summon it through a series of mystic chants and riverdancing 

i worry about the people on here sometimes

(Source: shinytotodile, via the-timelord-of-the-rings)

alpacalypseseverywhere:

flaming homosexual with a dash of mexican

what even happens on these shows any more 

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alpacalypseseverywhere:

flaming homosexual with a dash of mexican

what even happens on these shows any more 

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buildmorewalls:

laserbabe:

it’s weird how yogurt is almost exclusively advertised to women

good 

let the men develop weak bones 

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Anonymous:
Yay! I hope everything went well with filming and everything. :)

Guess who kind of fell asleep for seven hours, hmmm

Anonymous:
Prompt: Teenaged nerdy!Dan and badboy!Phil where they hate eachother but when they have to go on a school trip overnight somewhere, they have to share a room and (idk how sorry) Phil ends up fucking Dan against the door-and everybody can hear them-and in the morning Phil has to carry Dan everywhere bc he only used saliva (bc obvs no lube) and his bumbum was hurting and then fluff pls :3

even though this sounds like so many other fics ones where they hate each other and end up having angry butt time are my favourite so yes I’ll try to bby

(Source: geekygucci, via trespasser27)

halloween-king:

*puts a dick in my mouth and sucks it*
It’s a metaphor, and it’s only gay if I swallow

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