What do you deserve?


Prompt?: Dan and Phil both like each other, but believe that the other likes them in a totally platonic way. When Dan comes home and sees Phil and PJ doing the 7 second challenge, needless to say Dan gets a bit jealous.

A/N: I’m so fucking sorry I literally didn’t see the “platonic” part until I finished the story ugh >.< I really apologize it wasn’t just like your prompt.. I hope you like it anyways?

word count: 4,061

warning: smut, smut, bj, cocklut!dan, smut, angsty, jealousy, riding crop, punishment, smut, humiliation, you know the drill

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42) Have you made a list of things to do before you die?

No list as such, more that I just want to be content with life, you know, like not have this fear of not knowing of what happens after I’m gone. 

i would like to thank phanfic for existing an also for them tagging everything so perfectly it’s like having the perfect library of porn and cuteness praise jesus 


[cries but also keeps eyeliner intact]


Phil Lester


i dont actually know what any of your icons are i just recognize the colors and patterns


Me as a villian

Uh guys,



If the 200th episode is entitled “Fanfiction” then this:

growley:  FUCK  Oh, Misha, please don&#8217;t break the fandom. They&#8217;re not paid for yet&#8230;

Suddenly makes so much more sense.



I tried finding a romantic stock photo and this was the only one that truly spoke to me



i have a strange attraction to people who look constantly tired and in the middle of a drug addiction like wow please fuck me 

tbh i think this is why i always manage to find bad boy dan/phil so fucking hot like if they were actually like how those fics described them I would literally force myself to find dick a nice thing 


some of my music makes me want to cuddle for 7 hours and some of my music makes me want to do hard drugs in a motel room while wearing lingerie


dan vs. phil - caterpillar sleeping bag race thing